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Post by FrancesTheMute on Mar 13, 2008 22:02:26 GMT -5
If you've been on the Gamefaqs FE boards, you know how this works. You make Bloopers, parodies, or directors cuts etc about FE. Here, though, they are called Boopers.
Astrid: *sigh* I hate myself.
Sothe: Why, Astrid?
Astrid: I sucked last game, and i suck this game too. I don't want to be the next Gheb...I'm gonna feed myself to Ilyana...
Sothe: Well, I was worse last time. But you have a point, you do suck no matter what.
Astrid: Wahhh! I'm gonna go dig a ditch and die in it, Sothe.
Sothe: 'Kay. But can I have your horse?
Astrid: You're not going to even try to console me?
Sothe: CAN I HAVE YOUR HORSE?
Astrid: Do whatever you want! *Runs away crying*
Sothe: Sweet.
--Promotion--
Rogue Paladin
Knife wielding Paladin that can steal.
Sothe Only.
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Post by Klavice Gavin on Mar 13, 2008 22:07:37 GMT -5
Nailah: Rafiel, you know there's one reason I rescued you...
Rafiel: Yes my queen?
Nailah: DINNER! YOU ARE MY NEXT MEAL!
Rafiel: Crap, there goes her wolf instincts again.
Reyson: You know who I wanna be when I get stronger?
Ike: Who?
Reyson: I wanna be like Tibarn, he's strong, and handsome and...
Ike: Why do I get the feeling yaoi fangirls have a new couple to make?
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Post by mrhoboman on Mar 13, 2008 22:13:06 GMT -5
Rafiel: You know Ilyana, this isn't what I expected when you said you'd cook me dinner.
Ilyana: Shut up and stuff this apple in your mouth.
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Post by FrancesTheMute on Mar 13, 2008 22:21:51 GMT -5
Oscar: Okay. Let me get this straight. Ike fired all of us because you both were dating Mist at the same time and got her pregnant?
Boyd: Well, to be fair, she's been teasing me with that skirt for a while now, and, well...
Rolf: Are you freaking kidding me? I was enjoying a romantic dinner with her, you saw us kiss and you buttsecked her! then Ike blamed me for getting her pregnant, making it all your fault, Boyd!
Boyd: I know you wanna hit that, Rolf, but I have an ally named puberty on my side. so ha.
Oscar: Wow. I'm going to go watch Lucia and Geoffrey make out in Callil's Bar.
Rolf: Have fun!
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Post by Tuce Willis on Mar 14, 2008 15:12:16 GMT -5
Micaiah: Sothe, are we ready to storm Daein?
Sothe: Almost, a couple of us are unarmed.
Micaiah: What? Nevassa is crumbling! Get them their weapons.
Sothe: ...Fine.
Micaiah: Who in the world is unarmed in the middle of a liberation?
Sothe: Well, for starters, Edward got jealous of the Black Knight's swordplay, so he stole Alondite and is now crying in his tent.
Micaiah: Send Leo in there naked. That might cheer him up.
Leo: Great! I'll be back with him in about an hour and a half!
Micaiah & Sothe: *Freaked out*
Sothe: There's also another problem...
Micaiah: What is it?
Sothe: Last night, Ilyana swallowed my dagger.
Micaiah: What!? SOTHE!?!?
Sothe: It's just a dagger. I'll get a new one from Muston
Micaiah: I can't believe you!
Sothe: Ilyana's fine though, if that helps.
Micaiah: You know what? Screw it. *Heads towards Edward's tent*
How was that? My first try. Hope it didn't suck too badly.
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Post by ledcampbell on Mar 14, 2008 15:23:39 GMT -5
Wow. I can't believe no one's touched on BK versus Eddie yet. Loved the ending, too. We all know Micaiah could never stay with Sothe. ; )
(Led tried to write a carnival parodie!...but failed)
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Post by Klavice Gavin on Mar 14, 2008 20:31:29 GMT -5
Ike: I had a feeling it was you, father!
BK: *takes off helmet* Yes Ike, it's your dad.
Mist: But dad, you don't have blue hair!
Zelgius: The better to be sexy in.
Ike: You don't have wrinkles.
Zelgius: The better to not look old.
Mist: What about that huge sword.
Zelgius: The better to cut you in two if you keep spouting these remarks.
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Post by FrancesTheMute on Mar 16, 2008 2:14:29 GMT -5
Ike: I has a hammer!
BK: I has a Failburger.
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Post by ledcampbell on Mar 16, 2008 2:17:03 GMT -5
(random noises coming from Mist's tent)
Ike: Oh, not AGAIN! I'm so sick of all these boopers about Mist screwing Rolf behind my back, or Mist screwing Boyd behind my back, or (tears the tent to pieces to find...)
Zelgius: ...um, hello there.
Mist: This isn't what it looks like.
Ike: (head asplodes)
...not my best, but I like it ok.
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Post by FrancesTheMute on Mar 16, 2008 2:17:50 GMT -5
lol. i am guilty of that crime.
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Post by Cobalt Blade on Mar 16, 2008 6:32:17 GMT -5
lol, I'm not (shifty eyes)
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Post by Tuce Willis on Mar 16, 2008 14:37:34 GMT -5
Led, that one's awesome.
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Post by ledcampbell on Mar 16, 2008 15:12:06 GMT -5
Sweetness.  |
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Post by Cobalt Blade on Mar 16, 2008 17:29:04 GMT -5
Did Barrelroll edit his first booper? I don't remember the promotion, lol.
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Post by Tuce Willis on Mar 16, 2008 18:00:04 GMT -5
Nope. That's been there.
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