Largo's pub!

[Sasha Fyer]

*there is a flash of green outside the pub. A moment later, an older Sasha enters with a tall, muscular man with black hair and green eyes. He wears midnight blue armor with dark green trim. The rest of his clothing is also a dark blue.*
Sasha: ...Zell, dear, is this the place you were talking about?
Zell: Yes! I heard some people talking about it when you decided to drag me along for the return trip.
Sasha: I wonder how Tellius has changed in my absence... *she sees Alex passed out on the floor* (...If King Alex of Hatari is any indication, it sure got a lot drunker.)
Zell: Sasha, don't bother yourself with serious thoughts now. Sit back and relax!
Sasha: ...You do that, Zell. You know I don't drink. Since I'm so small, it gets to me... rather quickly. But you can drink like a fish and not feel it for hours.
Zell: Yeah, yeah... Just relax for a bit, okay? I don't like seeing you all tense like that. *he takes a seat by the bar and Sasha sits down next to him* ...Can I have some ale?
Sasha: (I am not looking forward to this...)
Zell: (Oh, loosen up. You and the others are always so uptight... why don't you have something, too?)
Sasha: (...Fine...) ...Just a little wine for me...

[Gale]

*Falcon sits on a dark corner fiddling with a cup of wine*
Falcon: They say that kind of intoxication is some kind of death, isn't it right?
*Death appears from nowhere and sits besides Falcon*
Death: I invented alcohol, what did you expect?
Falcon: That sure explains a lot...
*Falcon looks at his wine and gives a final gulp, then he throws the cup at a random person*
Death: It stenches like me in here.
Falcon: You tell me... I don't even-
*Falcon is cut off by a bottle that whistles past his ear*
Falcon: Whoop de do.

[Sasha Fyer]

*Sephiran and Zelgius enter the pub*
Sephiran: *he sees Sasha* Sasha. It's been quite some time, hasn't it? How fares Tensakuto?
Sasha: Hello, Sephiran. Tensakuto is at peace... except for the usual alarm clock thrown through a noisy neighbor's window. How has Tellius changed?
Sephiran: It has changed quite a bit... it is a peaceful land once more... almost. Today was a particularly trying day... Hm? Who is your companion?
Sasha: ...This is Zell, my husband. Zell, meet Sephiran.
Zell: *drinking his ale* ...Hm? Oh, uh... nice to meet you! *he gives Sephiran a firm handshake, then goes back to drinking his ale*
Sasha: Don't mind him too much. He's a bit casual-minded.
Zell: I am because you aren't. *chuckle*
Sephiran: ...I see... at any rate... *he turns to the bartender* Two wines for Zelgius and me, please.

[ledcampbell]

Led: Hey there, Zelgius! How've you been? You're lookin' good.
Heather: Seriously, what idiot gave YOU alcohol?

[magicfreak]

Jericho: *after having a little to drink* You know, I wonder, if I cast fire at a drunk guy, would he explode too? *to everyone else* Hey, does anyone know where Makalov is?

[ledcampbell]

Heather: The worthless drunkard of suck? He WAS over there *points to the corner that Jericho blew up before*

[magicfreak]

Jericho: ...Darn, I already blew him up.

Zihark: WHY? WHY?

Jericho: I could try it on him...

[ledcampbell]

Led: Ugh, that guy sure is making a lot of...wow, he's hot.
*walks over to Zihark*
Hey there. Is there anything I can do for you? You look like you could use some cheering up.

OOC: Ah, alternate RP. Gotta love worlds where Led isn't tied down in a relationship.

[magicfreak]

Zihark: *grabs Led and starts crying* Why did she leave? *passes out*

[ledcampbell]

Led: ...that didn't go quite how I had it in my head...oh well. Hey Largo, could I get a room please? Ths guy looks like he needs a place to sleep for a while.

[Sasha Fyer]

Zell: Looks like we came a bit late... It's better when people are GETTING FUBAR-ed than when they're FUBAR-ed and you're still sober. *he downs the rest of his glass* Another ale please?
Sasha: Zell! Stop being ridiculous! And PLEASE don't get too drunk...
Zell: You haven't even touched your drink, Sasha.
Sasha: ...And stop trying to get ME drunk!
Zell: I can't tell if you're being a sourpuss because the wine is making you cranky, or you're just being rigid with yourself again. *he starts drinking his second ale*
Sasha: ...I guess I do need a drink... *she takes a small sip of wine*
---
Sephiran: *clearly already affected by his drink* ...And then I punched him in his smug little FACE!
Zelgius: ...You didn't really do that, did you?
Sephiran: No, but I wanted to.
Zelgius: Watch your drinking, Lord Sage... you're beginning to act a little strange.
Sephiran: I haven't even had a full glass, Zelgius.
Zelgius: Just giving you a warning...
Sephiran: ...Mm-hm... sure... *takes a sip of wine* Oh, looks like we've emptied our glasses. Shall we get another round?
Zelgius: ...Sure. (Why do I have a bad feeling about this?)
---
Zell: Hmm. I wonder if I should make a bet with that Zelgius guy over there for who gets drunk first. We're about the same size, so it's a fair bet, I think.
Sasha: *sigh* He'll just give you a funny look, Zell.
Zell: Well, I guess I'll just guess who it'll be... I have a feeling it's going to be... *hic* ...me.
Sasha: Are you getting ANOTHER drink?
Zell: ...Yuh-huh. Do you want another?
Sasha: Can I finish my first drink and see what happens from there before I decide?
---
Sephiran: Zelgius, who do you think will get drunk first- you, or Sasha's husband?
Zelgius: ...You, my lord sage.
Sephiran: Did I list myself as an option? Make a choice already!
Zelgius: ...Zell seems to be getting drunk pretty fast, Lord Sage...
Sephiran: I guessed him, too. *hic*

[Klavice Gavin]

Ranulf: Cats don't normally drink but I'll just have one... *takes a Canadian*

[animefreak249]

Rain: Rum, if you have any.

Ike: ......I'll have some rum as well.

Nephenee: ......don't need anythin'...

[ledcampbell]

Persephone: Why don't cats usually drink? I don't recall seeing any major differences between the alcoholic tolerances of beorc and beast laguz...

[Klavice Gavin]

Ranulf: Because Caineghis says no to alcohol yet he smokes...
*looks at Caineghis lighting a ciggarette*
Caineghis: What?