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Post by animefreak249 on Apr 13, 2008 23:19:13 GMT -5
*a few hours later*
Nephenee: *downs a whole bottle of red wine* hic....I'm...hic...fine....
Rain: ...........****.......she's drunk.....
Ike: ....and....that's a bad thing?
Rain: yep...anyone who's drunk tends to do weird things....
Ike: Like...*is glomped by Nephenee*
Nephenee: *holding onto Ike* Stho.....you...wanna....do sthomethin' tonight?
Ike: ...maybe I should take you home....
Nephenee: Yay! Then...we can...crash....at my place...and...and...get wild tonight....
Ike: .....****....now I know what you mean, Rain...
Rain: *gets up* I'll get the sedatives.....
Nephenee: *rushes out with Ike*
Rain: ...or not......well......check, please! *pays for bill, then leaves*
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Post by magicfreak on Apr 14, 2008 0:42:49 GMT -5
Jericho: *now quite drunk* You know what really grinds my gears? All these weird people with grandiose doomsday plans. I mean, would'nt you think that taking over the world, or destroying it, or whatever, is a little over the top? They need to relax a little, calm down, or something, you know?
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Post by Klavice Gavin on Apr 14, 2008 8:32:43 GMT -5
Alex: ...Hey Nailah, why the blank stare?
Nailah: You got too drunk...
Alex: Oh, I'll have 3 whiskies!
Largo: I don't think he can take anymore...
Nailah: I knew it...
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Post by Sasha Fyer on Apr 14, 2008 13:45:21 GMT -5
Zell: *feeling the impact of his 3-odd drinks* ...Wha's with that guy? Does he, like, not know his limits or something? *hic*
Sasha: *A little tipsy even though she hasn't even started her second drink* Zell, dear, you have the hiccups.
Zell: *hic* I know, I know... Maybe I'll just have one more drink and call it a day... night... something...
Sasha: *takes a sip of her second wine and leans on Zell* Yes... we should...
Zell: We should... what?
Sasha: Call it a day.
Zell: Heh... *he holds Sasha close, when suddenly-*
Sephiran: *back to being a complete jerk* GET A ROOM, YOU TWO! *he gets up and tries to walk over to Sasha and Zell, but Zelgius yoinks him back... BY HIS HAIR.* ...AND DON'T MANHANDLE MY HAIR LIKE THAT!
Zelgius: Two drinks and he's out of his mind... *he rests his head in his hand*
Sephiran: You haven't even moved on to four yet. THAT GUY over there- *drunken pointing at Zell* HE'S on number four!
Zelgius: Good for him. Be quiet, Sephiran.
Sephiran: NO, YOU!
Zell: ...Is it, like, that time of the month for him or something?
Sasha: ZELL! *SLAP*
Zell: Ow! Oh, you and your Tensakutan Sensibilities...
Sasha: And stop talking like a stupid little human teenager with all those "likes"... And I bet you that NO ONE found your little gag funny!
Zell: Stop being meeeeaaaannn to me...
Sasha: Too bad. *she looks at her half-empty drink* Forget this... I'm not drinking anymore.
Zell: Maybe you oughta just drink it. Maybe the crankypants will go away...
Sasha: Sephiran went down after two drinks. I'm a little less than two feet shorter than him. What do you think will happen?
Zell: Oh, boy. Turn down the drama, it's hurting my head.
Sasha: Fine, fine... *takes another small sip, which hits her... remarkably fast* Zell, dear...
Zell: Much better. It's a shame you had to drink to calm down, though.
Sasha: Don't bring that up again, okay?
Zell: Of course, dear. *he holds her again, when suddenly (again)*-
Sephiran: I SAID GET A FRIKKEN ROOM!
Zelgius: Sephiran! Shut up!
Sephiran: NO, YOU!
Zell: ...That guy must be drunk, or he would have prolly carried his skinny little friend out of here already.
Sasha: Yuh-huh.
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Post by animefreak249 on Apr 14, 2008 21:31:18 GMT -5
Shinon: HAHA!!! Wittle Ikey got a girl!
Rolf: ........Uncle Shinon? Are you okay?
Shinon: OF COURSE I'M OKAY!!! WHAT? DO I LOOK LIKE I'M NOT OKAY?!?
Rolf: Um....sorry.....
Oscar: Rolf, we should leave Shinon alone for now.
Rolf: Okay...
Shinon: Fine! Go and pway wit your big bwother! Go and....oh man.....BLAAAARG!!!
Oscar: ....
Rolf: ....um....ew....
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Post by Kai le Chevalier on Apr 15, 2008 9:05:19 GMT -5
Tai: this place is really weird
Forte: even Ranpha should have her limits
Tai: okay then *all three walk out*
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Post by Cobalt Blade on Apr 17, 2008 20:30:53 GMT -5
*Vince downs his 12th drink.*
Vince: Why...can't...I...get...DRUNK!?
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Post by Sasha Fyer on Apr 17, 2008 23:14:13 GMT -5
Zell: That guy's on in 12th drink?!
Sasha: He is?
Zell: I dunno... I'm not so good at counting right now. ...Sasha, dear...?
Sasha: (Uh-oh.) What is it, Zell?
Zell: When we get home, do you want to... play a little?
Sasha: ...You're very lucky that I don't have a tray to whack you over the head with. We're in a public place!
Zell: Sashaaaaa...
Sephiran: *now almost completely off his rocker* I SAID GET A ROOM! *he breaks down crying for no reason*
Zelgius: ...Check, please...
Zell: Oh, boy. *hic*
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Post by magicfreak on Apr 17, 2008 23:19:52 GMT -5
Jericho: *even more drunk* You see? Thats what I'm talking about. That guy Sephiran *pointing in the wrong direction* he wanted to destroy the world, but he decided to relax instead, and now hes here, in a bar, drinking and having fun. GOOD FOR YOU, SEPHIRAN! CHEERS!
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Post by animefreak249 on Apr 17, 2008 23:36:01 GMT -5
Rain: *drinking some rum*
Amy: Sir, are you doing good?
Rain: I'm fine. And it's actually "doing well".
Amy: Oh...sorry.
Rain: ....ah, it's okay. You're just a kid, so no hard feelings.
Amy: *giggles*
Rain: ...You might want to help your parents.
Amy: *just realizing how busy the bar is* Oh! Okay! *leaves*
Rain: *taking a drink of rum*
Brom: *sits down with Rain* Well whad'ya know? It's Rain!
Rain: Hm? Yeah?
Brom: I just need to ask you somethin'. Was Nephenee drunk or somethin'?
Rain: Yeah, why?
Brom: I thought so. She seemed to be actin' a lil' weird when she passed m' by a few hours earlier.
Rain: ......
Brom: After that, I was hearing some moanin'...I think in the barn maybe?
Rain: ......
Amy: Sir, can I get you something?
Brom: I can hear 'em moanin' and yellin' random things. I went into the barn to see what was goin' on, and whad'ya know? Their clothes were everywhere on the barn floor and they were lyin' in the haystack havin'--*gets socked by Rain and falls unconscious*
Rain: *groans* Can't you shut up when kids are around?
Amy: Having what?
Rain: Nothing. Something that you don't need to know.
Amy: Really?
Rain: Yes. Please forget everything you were hearing from him.
Amy: Okay.
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Post by Klavice Gavin on Apr 18, 2008 8:47:28 GMT -5
Alex: OBJECTION! *slams desk*
Nailah: Uh oh, now he's going Phoenix Wright on us.
Alex: Edgeworth! You are clearly contradicting yourself! *points Ace Attorney style at Zell*
Largo: People do weird things when they are drunk, I guess the only cure is sex...
Nailah: alright then... now I can have the baby I always wanted...
*Nailah drags her drunk husband into a room and the next scene is censored*
Docter: It's a girl!
Nailah: YES! IN YOUR FACE ALEX, IT'S A GIRL AND SHE'S A WOLF GIRL!
Docter: But there's also a boy whose branded...
Alex: Woohoo, now to get more drunken...
*Alex goes outside and drinks more beer*
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Post by Kai le Chevalier on Apr 18, 2008 8:57:15 GMT -5
Tai: *outside watching in the whole page* This may or may not be the strangest thing I have ever seen in my life, oh well *walks in*
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Post by animefreak249 on Apr 18, 2008 12:52:28 GMT -5
*listening to Alex and Nailah talking*
Rain: ...idiots....sex is not the way to cure a drunken idiot. It's just one of the side-effects that it has that some have a higher desire for it.
Calill: Hey, Rain. What happened to Nephenee anyways?
Rain: *looks around for Amy, making sure she's not in earshot range* Nephenee dragged Ike off to her barn.
Calill: Oh...I'm guessing she's having sex with him.
Rain: Yep...and by the sounds of it, even Ike is enjoying it...
Calill: Well...I'll have to have a word with Nephenee...
Rain: Well, you can't blame her for drinking about two bottles' worth of alcohol. Three if you include the whole bottle of wine.
Calill: Actually, it was only equivalent to one bottle she consumed. She gets drunk after two.
Rain: Is this the first time?
Calill: No. She's been drunk once before.
Rain: I'm surprised she can handle that much, considering her small frame and all.
Calill: Actually, that's half a myth. Sure, it CAN be proportioned to your size, but it also depends on how much alcohol your body consumes into your bloodstream.
Rain: ...oh....
Calill: At least that's what I heard...
Rain: Whatever...
Calill: I'd better get back to the bar.
*an hour later at the bar stand*
Meg: Hello
Calill: Well, hello there, Meg!
Meg: Is my daddy here?
Calill: Yeah, we had to drag him off to a room since a customer knocked him out...and a good thing too...
Meg: Why? Why did someone have to hit my daddy?
Calill: Hun, I--
Meg: Whoever did that needs to be punished!
Calill: Um...Meg--
Meg: ....but I guess that can wait...I wanted to ask my daddy what Neph and Ike were doing having sex.
Calill: ........Meg.....shut up...
Meg: Why?
Amy: Mommy...what's sex?
Calill: .....Amy...please go and help the customers...I need to teach Meg a lesson or two...
Amy: About what?
Calill: *smiling* Just something personal. It's none of your concerns, okay?
Amy: Okay.
Calill: Now, Meg, let's go outside to the back and have a nice talk to clear things up.
Meg: Okay...
*both walk outside in back as flashes of fire begin with Meg screaming for her life*
Calill: *while burning Meg with Elfire* YOU IDIOT! MY DAUGHTER WAS THERE! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING TALKING LIKE THAT AROUND HER?! THAT'S WHY RAIN HAD TO SOCK YOUR FATHER SO THAT HE WOULDN'T SAY THAT AROUND HER!!! NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!
Rain: ....stupid girl....that's what I was trying to prevent your father from saying....*drinks the rest of his rum, then sits there*
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Post by ledcampbell on Apr 18, 2008 15:03:01 GMT -5
Heather: Neph...with Ike? (sniff). Largo, get me a whiskey.
Led: *watching Calill torture Meg* I'm glad I'm on her good side...
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Post by animefreak249 on Apr 18, 2008 15:10:41 GMT -5
Rain: Heather........Nephenee's drunk.......she doesn't know the difference between what she's doing and what she's thinking...........hm......maybe I should try getting drunk.......see what happens.....*starts drinking a bottle of red wine as he's now sick of drinking rum*.....and if I'm thinking right...I think she'll glomp the closest person she knows and probably ask them for a..."wild night"....when she gets drunk....*downs another bottle*....damn...you gotta be kidding me.....
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