Klavice Gavin
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Post by Klavice Gavin on Mar 20, 2008 18:03:17 GMT -5
Hello there. Welcome to my nice looking office. Do you have some kind of issue to deal with? Is your brother making you angry? Can you not beat your best score in DDR? Ask the good ol' Docter Gavin, whose right here to answer all your questions. I am not only a physician and surgeon, I am also a psygeonicdoctronic meaning I will answer and solve any of your problems. Just post in this topic like so: Dear Dr Gavin I am crazy, please help. And maybe perchance I shall solve whatever it is you have an issue with. Some notible letters the docter has recieved from his patients: Dear Dr Gavin My mom is giving me a headache with her blaring loud music, could you tell her to turn it down? From Mist My response: Dear Mist What you should do is go buy a nice pair of headphones yourself then plug your instrument into a stereo and see how she likes it. A song is not merely judged by it's passionate tune, rather the lyrics and the maker as well.
So send your letters by posting in this topic in said format today! And I may be able to help you with your various problems.
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FrancesTheMute
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Post by FrancesTheMute on Mar 21, 2008 23:07:29 GMT -5
Dear Dr. Gavin My cat has fleas. (really) from barrel roll.
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Klavice Gavin
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Post by Klavice Gavin on Mar 21, 2008 23:21:51 GMT -5
To barrelroll Get your cat a nice big razor, one that has a nice edge ready to shave the fleas off. Then wash him in tomato juice.
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FrancesTheMute
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Post by FrancesTheMute on Mar 21, 2008 23:24:34 GMT -5
Egads! My problems are solved!
And alas, it seems i have another.
Dear Dr. Gavin There is one metric ton of bat feces in my basement. What should i do? I didn't put it there! From barrelroll
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