Klavice Gavin
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Post by Klavice Gavin on Mar 9, 2008 16:22:35 GMT -5
Since Gheb is such a fad, I thought to make a thread dedicated to him.
Note: Anything Gheb related must stay in this thread and leak no-where else.
If you wish to worship Gheb, do so here.
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Post by reyson on Mar 9, 2008 17:54:07 GMT -5
I for one have never understood this silly beorc fasanation with a fat perverted man, Tibarn is a much more powerfull figure he could crush that pudgy fool to bits.
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Post by kyza on Mar 9, 2008 18:31:57 GMT -5
Indeed. Who could worship a fat ogre of a man who was killed by a mere girl of fifteen years?
But I suppose everyone is allowed to have their own opinions. As long as they do not go against Lord Ranulf's, of course.
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Post by reyson on Mar 9, 2008 18:38:02 GMT -5
Beorc truely are a bunch of goofs, personly I think they should worship a more beutifull creature, like say me
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gheb
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Post by gheb on Mar 10, 2008 15:29:39 GMT -5
You should join me. It is much better that way.
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Post by zenandtonic on Mar 10, 2008 15:30:32 GMT -5
Gheb is a rather lame fad.
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Post by gheb on Mar 10, 2008 15:35:26 GMT -5
And you are a terrible person.
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FrancesTheMute
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Post by FrancesTheMute on Mar 10, 2008 16:28:58 GMT -5
Gheb is...Gheb. He is the first truly evil villain in a FE game. Instead of just "lol i wanna rule teh world!" He's all "hey Tana, i'ma get it on with you, and then kill the guy who tries to rescue you." Yeah. And Mod (s)? this is an accurate description and not a TOU violation, i hope. I did not mean to be insensitive about rape. Gheb is Awesome also because he just looks stupid. No offense, exalted one.
Srsly, Lolmodded, GO AWAY. YOU'RE NOT WANTED HERE.
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Post by ledcampbell on Mar 10, 2008 18:50:01 GMT -5
For what it's worth, I did get a huge disposition hike to Gheb after today's trolling.
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Post by gheb on Mar 11, 2008 0:41:40 GMT -5
It is the side of awesomeness.
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Klavice Gavin
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Post by Klavice Gavin on Mar 11, 2008 1:02:10 GMT -5
Gheb is...Gheb. He is the first truly evil villain in a FE game. Instead of just "lol i wanna rule teh world!" He's all "hey Tana, i'ma get it on with you, and then kill the guy who tries to rescue you." Yeah. And Mod (s)? this is an accurate description and not a TOU violation, i hope. I did not mean to be insensitive about rape. Gheb is Awesome also because he just looks stupid. No offense, exalted one. Srsly, Lolmodded, GO AWAY. YOU'RE NOT WANTED HERE. lolmodded is not his real name. I just manipulated it to say that.  He's really Zenandtonic from Gamefaqs. You see WHY you don't want to get lolmodded by me. Edit: Talking about rape like that is not against the rules.  Plus, you yourself is now a mod. |
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Post by gheb on Mar 11, 2008 1:32:43 GMT -5
That is because ZenAndTonic is quite the asshole.
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Post by FrancesTheMute on Mar 11, 2008 13:50:29 GMT -5
or me!...but mostly ice.
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Post by Tuce Willis on Mar 28, 2008 15:12:16 GMT -5
Gheb is an amazing character. In short, he is the epitome of awesome. Gheb does not appear in Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones (Or any other Fire Emblem game for that matter), but if he was, this game would have sold well OVER NINE THOUSAND copies in the first second of release. Alas, Nintendo had to be smart and add his fail brother Gleb into the game as a substitute. For if Gheb had been added, the circuits would've been melted into a construction of additional pylons, leaving only the plastic outer casing. Scratch that. The casing would be gone! And I don't mean just regular gone, I mean, like GAWN! It makes me wonder what would happen to such a small cartridge if the likes of Glass, Batta THE BEAST, Marcus, or Dart were added to this game. It boggles the mind, no doubt. Speaking along the lines of Dart, was there ever such a player controllable manly man ever installed in another game? I mean, seriously. Not only is he a berserker (The most manly class in the game), with massive HP, strength, and speed (The manly stats), fail skill and resistance (Stats that should completely be reserved for WIMMENZ), but he is also bald like Gheb. Man, talking about wimmenz makes me want a sammich with taters on the side, but I digress back to the original topic at hand. Gheb's fail brother Gleb appears on chapter 9, Fort Rigwald. I'd hardly call it a fort though, as a manly man such as Knoll could traverse it in as little as eight turns. Whoops, I lied a teeny bit. Knoll couldn't actually traverse "Fort" Rigwald because he isn't avaliable at the time. I.E., he's grabbing suitable whores for our master, Gheb, to RAEP. Gleb does appear in the aforementioned chapter, and (no surprise here) appears with recruitable allies Tana and Amelia. Whoops, I guess I could also mention that Tana actually never is an enemy or NPC in the battle at all, but she appears in the 2x2 cage that someone as fugly as her deserves, and with no weapons to boot. Now, you may ask, "Gee, why is it not surprising that somebody as fail as Gleb could have Amelia and Tana at his disposal?" The answer is simple. IS decided to give someone as MASSIVE FAIL as Gleb Tana and Amelia, rather than, say, Syrene because they are both secretly futas. Yes, I said it. Futas. ****ing Futas. In case you didn't know, futas are wimmenz with a pen0r. This makes no sense to me, as manly men are the only ones that Gheb should've blessed with these so-called "Other heads." Back on the topic of Gheb, nobody really knows where he lives. Some speculate that he lives in the land of Starfox 64 with his pet GIANT ENEMY CRAB, so he can DO A BARREL ROLL as many times as he wants. Personally, I believe that he lives in bel-air because he is known for screaming "You just got Bel-Air'd!" After a rather severe case of RAEP. Gheb also has copyrights to Louise and Fiora, for they make the most tasty sammiches. I think I might die of malnutrition if I don't have my sammich soon. I mean, seriously! Look! My face is green! That's it. I'm gonna get my damn sammich.
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Post by Cobalt Blade on Apr 22, 2008 18:46:30 GMT -5
Gheb is an amazing character. In short, he is the epitome of awesome. Gheb does not appear in Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones (Or any other Fire Emblem game for that matter), but if he was, this game would have sold well OVER NINE THOUSAND copies in the first second of release. Alas, Nintendo had to be smart and add his fail brother Gleb into the game as a substitute. For if Gheb had been added, the circuits would've been melted into a construction of additional pylons, leaving only the plastic outer casing. Scratch that. The casing would be gone! And I don't mean just regular gone, I mean, like GAWN! It makes me wonder what would happen to such a small cartridge if the likes of Glass, Batta THE BEAST, Marcus, or Dart were added to this game. It boggles the mind, no doubt. Speaking along the lines of Dart, was there ever such a player controllable manly man ever installed in another game? I mean, seriously. Not only is he a berserker (The most manly class in the game), with massive HP, strength, and speed (The manly stats), fail skill and resistance (Stats that should completely be reserved for WIMMENZ), but he is also bald like Gheb. Man, talking about wimmenz makes me want a sammich with taters on the side, but I digress back to the original topic at hand. Gheb's fail brother Gleb appears on chapter 9, Fort Rigwald. I'd hardly call it a fort though, as a manly man such as Knoll could traverse it in as little as eight turns. Whoops, I lied a teeny bit. Knoll couldn't actually traverse "Fort" Rigwald because he isn't avaliable at the time. I.E., he's grabbing suitable whores for our master, Gheb, to RAEP. Gleb does appear in the aforementioned chapter, and (no surprise here) appears with recruitable allies Tana and Amelia. Whoops, I guess I could also mention that Tana actually never is an enemy or NPC in the battle at all, but she appears in the 2x2 cage that someone as fugly as her deserves, and with no weapons to boot. Now, you may ask, "Gee, why is it not surprising that somebody as fail as Gleb could have Amelia and Tana at his disposal?" The answer is simple. IS decided to give someone as MASSIVE FAIL as Gleb Tana and Amelia, rather than, say, Syrene because they are both secretly futas. Yes, I said it. Futas. ****ing Futas. In case you didn't know, futas are wimmenz with a pen0r. This makes no sense to me, as manly men are the only ones that Gheb should've blessed with these so-called "Other heads." Back on the topic of Gheb, nobody really knows where he lives. Some speculate that he lives in the land of Starfox 64 with his pet GIANT ENEMY CRAB, so he can DO A BARREL ROLL as many times as he wants. Personally, I believe that he lives in bel-air because he is known for screaming "You just got Bel-Air'd!" After a rather severe case of RAEP. Gheb also has copyrights to Louise and Fiora, for they make the most tasty sammiches. I think I might die of malnutrition if I don't have my sammich soon. I mean, seriously! Look! My face is green! That's it. I'm gonna get my damn sammich. .......Wow. Um, pardon me idiocy, but who IS Gheb? |
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