RP boopers!

[Klavice Gavin]

This is where you can post some parodies/bloopers/removed scenes/accident moments/etc into a huge collection.
I'll start.
Alex gets Rick Roll'd:
Alex: Well looks like that's-
*bumps into a merchant guy*
Alex: What's your name?
Rick: Rick.
Alex: Surname?
Rick: Astley.
Alex: Uh oh, I don't like where this is going...
Rick Astley: You know the rules, and so do I!
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
You wouldn't get this from any other guy!
I, just wanna tell you how I'm feelin'
Gotta make you, understand.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Alex: Nergal... please kill me.
OOC: If you don't get the joke, look up Rick Rolls.

[Kai le Chevalier]

Selphnir: Tai, you do know that fighting me

Tai: Shut up, im not a Jobber

Zelgius: but hes right, look at how you

Tai: shut up, you did this to Ranulf also

Ranulf (in a wheelchair): Ah Heuwwwo pwerson, ima Mr. Australlia

Tai: I do not need this again

Selphnir: so why dont you just cut yourself with you dark magic you

Tai: -_-....dont even TRY finishing that state *gets Eclipsed* AAUGH, why me again *goes on cry himself to death*



(This one from a certain convo earlier tonight)

Tai: *walks into Ike's tent* Ike, there is a report of.....*sees Ike and Neph doing some unquestionable things* WHAT THE **** ** **** ** are you doing

Ike: *Looks up* what did you just say?

Tai: um....random stuttering?

Ike: Well, get out, we have important things going on here

Neph: yeah, and im winning also

Tai: and Neph, how did you

Ike: Shut Up and get out, tell anyone of this and I will kill you

Tai: okay then *walk out* (seems I have to clear my mind of THIS one)

Ike: so, where were we?

Neph: You landed on one of my spaces, you owe me $1500 rent

Ike: I really hate Monopoly, I mean, how DO I lose to you?

Neph: *snickers*

[Cobalt Blade]

Mar 22, 2008 0:31:34 GMT -5 Klavice Gavin said:

This is where you can post some parodies/bloopers/removed scenes/accident moments/etc into a huge collection.
I'll start.
Alex gets Rick Roll'd:
Alex: Well looks like that's-
*bumps into a merchant guy*
Alex: What's your name?
Rick: Rick.
Alex: Surname?
Rick: Astley.
Alex: Uh oh, I don't like where this is going...
Rick Astley: You know the rules, and so do I!
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
You wouldn't get this from any other guy!
I, just wanna tell you how I'm feelin'
Gotta make you, understand.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Alex: Nergal... please kill me.
OOC: If you don't get the joke, look up Rick Rolls.

*Falls away from his computer laughing*

[FrancesTheMute]

You havent seen bad music videos until you've seen that one.

[Sasha Fyer]

Ah, just what the doctah ordered. (...The image of Alex getting Rickroll'd is hilarious, by the way.)

A Dramatic Moment, Abridged
Sephiran: Please let me leave the Guidance Tower so I can avenge Sanaki's death!
Ashunera: No.
Sephiran: Please?
Ashunera: No.
Sephiran: Please?
Ashunera: No.
Sephiran: ...PLEASE?!
Ashunera: ...NO!!
[...That one may make more sense if you saw the actual RP post I'm spoofing.]

Why Eiva and Darrah refuse to play Blackjack with Sasha
[You know how Sasha will always ask to play Blackjack during activity droughts and be met with a resounding "NO!!"? Well, here's why...]
Eiva: Alright, everyone, show your cards!
Sasha: BLACKJACK!
Eiva: ...Okay, next round... *deals cards, Sasha hits, Darrah stays, etc.*
Sasha: BLACKJACK!
Darrah: What?! How do you Blackjack twice in a row?!
Eiva: Uh... *sweatdrop* N-next round... *deal, hit, stay, etc.*
Sasha: ...I bust with 26.
Darrah: Hah! Good one!
Eiva: But really, how DID you Blackjack twice in a row? Next round... *deal, hit, stay, etc.*
Sasha: ...BLACKJACK!
Darrah + Eiva: SHUT UP!
Sasha: No, really, look!
Darrah: *facepalm* It's a good thing we're not doing this for money, or we'd be cleaned out.
Eiva: I can't believe this...
Sasha: ...Another round?
Eiva: Um... uh... later! Yeah...
Darrah: How about we play War instead?
Sasha: ...Fine...
[...Something like this actually happened to me once. XD;]

[Klavice Gavin]

Sephiran's Real name and he has an interesting conversation:
Sephiran: Geez how much longer do I have to keep this disguise?
Zelgius: A little longer my lord sage.
Sephiran: DON'T CALL ME THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
Zelgius: Umm, my lord you have white hair.
Sephiran: Silence, my name is Sephiroth.
Zelgius: *bows down* Can I go now, I want to see Cloud.
Sephiroth: No, I still need you.
Zelgius: No.
Sephiroth: Stay with me, now.
Zelgius: No, your a bishi.
Sephiroth: Pwease? :3
Zelgius: No.
*a group of girls come up*
Girls: OMG! It's Sephy! Kiss Cloud.
Zelgius: See what I mean, those yaoi fangirls want us to kiss.
Sephiroth: Oh, come on it's not that bad. :3
Zelgius: Still, I need to practice.
Sephiroth: You'll never guess what happened to me while I was in Sienne this morning.
This guy was smiling at me, and talking to me.
Zelgius: That's very interesting.
Sephiroth: And he was being reeeeeeeeeal friendly I think he was coming onto me. I think he might've though I was gay.
Zelgius: So what? Why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care. What did you have for lunch today?
Sephiran: Well you don't have to get all defensive...
Zelgius: SHUT UP! Why do I care about some gay guy you met, I am trying to practice swordplay. *hits target with Alondite*
Sephiran: Oh I didn't mean anything Zelgius I just think it's something we should be able to take about.
Zelgius: I don't want to talk about it, this conversation is OVER.
Sephiran: Yeah but Zelgius-
Zelgius: OVER!
Sephiran: Well... okay. But just so you know...
IF YOU WERE GAY.
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I mean cause hey, I'd like you anyway.
Because you see... If it were me, I would feel free to say that I was gay, but I'm not gay.
Zelgius: My lord sage, please. I am trying to practice. *swings again*
Sephiran: *looks at Zelgius funny*
Zelgius: WHAT?
Sephiran: If you were queer, I'd still be here.
Zelgius: I am trying to practice!
Sephiran: Year after year.
Zelgius: SEPHIRAN!
Sephiran: Because your dear to me.
Zelgius: Aaaah.
Sephiran: And I know that you... would accept me too.
Zelgius: I would?
Sephiran: If I told you today "Hey guess what? I'm gay!", but I'm not gay.
I'm happy just being with yooooooooooou.
Zelgius: I bet you my name is Pal Joey.
Sephiran: So what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys?
Zelgius: Okay that is WRONG!
Sephiran: NO IT'S NOT! If you were gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay... I'd shout HORAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Zelgius: I am not gay.
Sephiran: And here I'd stay.
Zelgius: *tries not to listen*
Sephiran: But I wouldn't get in your way.
Zelgius: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Sephiran: I would bounce on-
Zelgius: That does it, I didn't want to do this but...
Sephiran: BOOT TO THE HEAD!
*Zelgius gets hit with a boot*
Note: I am not gay, and if this offends anyone, I shall remove it. It's just a parody of the Avenue Q song "If you were gay..." that I made because I was bored.

[ledcampbell]

And the natural sequel...

Mist: The Internet is really really greeeeaaat!
Gatrie: For porn!
MIST: I've gotafastconnection, so I don't have to waaaaait!
Gatrie: For porn!
Mist: There's al-ways some new site
Gatrie: for porn
Mist: I browse all day and night!
Gatrie: for porn!
Mist: It's like I'm suurfiiing at the speed of liiiiight!
Gatrie: FOR PORN!
Mist: Gatrie!
Gatrie: The internet is for porn.
Mist: GATRIE!
Gatrie: The internet is for porn.
Mist: What are you doing?!
Gatrie: Why you think the 'net was born? Porn, Porn Porn!

[Klavice Gavin]

Alex: Hey, what's that song? *hears Caramelldansen*
Chase: Hey, what are you- huh?
*Alex starts dancing to Caramelldansen doing the Caramelldance and Chase does slowly afterwords*
OOC: A definate lol-worthy moment indeed

[ledcampbell]

Led: I don't know how to tell you this, Gatrie...So I'll let these guys do it!
(doodleoodleoodleoodleoo!)
Shinon. You. Have AIDS.
Persephone, Jericho, Mist, and Nephenee (in chorus): Yes you have AIDS!
Shinon: I'm glad to tell ya boy that you. Have AIDS.
Chorus: You got the AIDS!
Shinon: You may have caught it when you stuck your big ol' boner in me...
Chorus: Or maybe all that unprotected sex with the trees!
Shinon: The ones in skirts! But what we're certain of is you. Have AIDS.
Chorus: You've got the AIDS!
ALL: Not HIV but full-blown AIDS!
Churos: Be suuuure that you seeee....that this is nooot HIV...
...But fuuuulllll bloooown AIDS (Not HIV but really) fuuuulll bloooown AIDS!
Persephone: ImsorryIwishitwassomethinglessserious.
All: BUUUUT IIIIITS AIDS!
You've got the AAAAAAAAAAAAIDS!

Gatrie:

[Sasha Fyer]

Catchphrases

Edward: You know, Quince, I think we oughta get you a cool-sounding catchphrase!
Quince: ...Really? Why?
Edward: ...Because catchphrases are cool!
Quince: ...Uh-huh... I can't think of any...
Edward: Hmmm... well, I'd use something LOUD! Something that showed off my strength! Somethink like "CHESTOOOOOOOOOOOO!" ...How do you like that?
Quince: ...Uh... that's too loud for me... And I think my throat would get sore after a bit.
Edward: Uh... let's see... *thinking...*
Leonardo: ...What are you two doing? And what was with that shout earlier?
Quince: We're trying to pick out a catchphrase...
Edward: I suggested "CHESTOOO-"
Leonardo: Ow! Not in my ear!
Edward: ...Sorry.
Leonardo: Hmmm... well, how does this sound? "Once again, I have cut a worthless object."
Edward: Ooooh, cool...
Quince: ...
Leonardo: ...Yes?
Quince: It sounds cool and all, but... I don't think it fits me.
Leonardo: Hmmm... well, we'll think of something.
Edward: I hope so!

[For The People Who Don't Get It: "CHESTOOOOO!" was filched from Zengar Zombolt/Sanger Zonvolt/whatever his name is today from Super Robot Wars. "Once again, I have cut a worthless object" is the catchphrase of Goemon from Lupin III.]