As a devout Catholic, I find FE8 HIGHLY offensive.

[Tuce Willis]

To start, this game’s plot revolves around an evil entity, known as the Demon King (obviously a euphemism for SATAN), and the efforts by a group of followers to resurrect him. I don’t even know where to begin. To start, even IMPLYING that the DEVIL can be brought back to earth is ridiculous and will NOT BE TOLERATED. To make matters even more sacrilegious, one of the DK’s (I refuse to give him the power by using his real name) main followers is a BISHOP who uses LIGHT MAGIC. First of all, outright stating that a BISHOP, a devout follower of God could betray Him is HERESY, plain and simple! This is an obvious attempt by the foul game developers to try to CORRUPT people into thinking that the Church is an evil entity. I saw through that one! Also, the use magic of any kind is forbidden by our Lord, and insinuating that there is such a thing as LIGHT MAGIC is just hogwash. Getting back to my original point, this DK POSSESSES one of the characters in the book, and he is unable to be exorcised. All true believers should know that DEMONS can always be EXORCISED, and that the developers are once again trying to DESTROY the power of the Church. This is UNACCEPTABLE and will NOT BE TOLERATED! Another one of this foul game’s many moral low points is that two playable characters and countless other characters can STEAL things from other, unsuspecting, innocent civilians. This is a direct violation of the 7th Commandment, and anyone who wishes to escape an ETERNITY IN HELL should reflect on this “skill” and the poor values the creators who made this game have. The females in this game wear horrible clothing that accentuates their sexuality, so any true believer in God should cover their eyes or look away when one of these scantily clad women appears on the screen. There is absolutely no reason for these women to wear such revealing clothing. The creators of this game are trying to POISON the minds of our children by exposing them to such provocative images. To make matters even worse, this game also contains sexually implicit scenes. That’s right, this game contains implied pre-marital SEX! The work of the DEVIL himself. It is unbelievable that any game company would put such TRASH in a video game! At one point, one of the female characters is the victim of a sexual predator, a male who bares his shoulder to her. Who KNOWS what else he meant to show her as well? This is sick, disgusting, appalling, and disgusting. If you happen to come across this scene, I suggest skip it as quickly as possible so that your soul isn’t corrupted FOR ALL OF ETERNITY. I also suggest that you not think anymore about that topic, unless you want your soul to be TORTURED forever. I genuflected and said the rosary three times after writing that, just to cleanse my soul from this work of SATAN. That’s how horrible it is. Like my topic says, this game is morally outrageous, and I recommend that you seriously think and pray before buying it for yourself, or God forbid, your children.

[ledcampbell]

As a devout Colorodoan/Texan, I find Joshua HIGHLY lickable. To start, he is more interesting and has greater depth than the game's main characters, known as Eiriphail and Ephraphail (obviously a euphemism for INCEST) and he can weild a sword better than either of those losers. I don't even know where to begin. Whether it's with THRUSTS, or with EVEN MORE THRUSTS, King Jehanna (a name I will only use once, for the king title is standoffish, even according to him) befriends an evil cleric who uses LIGHT MAGIC. Saying that that nasty little cleric girl could ever woo Joshua is HERESY. ALso, using any kind of magic on him phails because you can't touch that. Joshua POSSESSES an impossibly awesome hat that ACCENTS his fine, silky hair. Perhaps one poor soul might try to STEAL this hat, but he would cut them to pieces without even acknowledging their pitiful existance. Anyone who wishes to escape an ETERNITY IN HELL would agree with me on this point. The girls in this game wear horrible clothing that accentuates their secuality in an attempt to garnish Joshua's favor, so any true believer will kill off all women who can A support with Joshua. To make matters even worse, this game also contains sexually explicit scenes, NONE OF WHICH INVOLVE JOSHUA! It's as though they didn't wat fangils to write fiction where they substitute themselves for Natasha or possibly Marisa! It is unbelievable that such an oversight was made, but alas. I suggest that you no longer think on this topic, for it may make you decide to pursue the fine being that is Joshua, thus giving me competition.

[Tuce Willis]

Wow. Amazing. Make it longer and it could be an essay.

[ledcampbell]

Really?
I may just have to do that then.

[FrancesTheMute]

As a devout Fire Emblem nerd, I find this topic highly offensive.

wow, guys, you outdid yourselves.

[Klavice Gavin]

As a devout Harry Potter fan, I find FE7 HIGHLY offensive. To start, you play as this WOMAN who claims to be from a MAGICAL tribe, yet she is a mere MUGGLE (obviously a euphemism for NON MAGICAL PEOPLE), and the efforts of her and her comrades to stop an evil man. I don't even know where to begin. To start even IMPLYING that the plot is similar to that of HARRY POTTER is ridiculous and WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. To make matters even worse, you will end up fighting a MAGICAL group named BF (The Black Fang sends a chill down my spines) who consist mostly of MAGICAL entities who wield DARK MAGIC First of all, having some evil magician obviously copyrighted from JK Rowling's books is HERESEY, plain and simple! This is an obvious attempt by the foul game developers to try to CORRUPT people into thinking that all magicians are evil. I saw right through that one! If you even believe that such a terrible group would conspire to such evil deeds making ALL magicians evil. I do not understand the ignorance of such foulness, in fact you do at one point obtain three magicians HOWEVER one of them is a MONK and we OBVIOUSLY know that MONKS are MUGGLES. This is UNACCEPTABLE and WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. That's how horrible it is, if you wish to remain a true Harry Potter fan you will not buy, or even rent this horrible game.

[FrancesTheMute]

is this some new flavor of Copypasta?

[animefreak249]

Probably........

[FrancesTheMute]

Mmm...Fire Emblem flavored Copypasta. I'll try to cook some up.

As a Devout American, I find FE 7 Highly offensive.

To start, this game’s plot revolves around an evil entity, known as the Nergal (obviously a euphemism for SADDAM), and the efforts by a group of followers to let him re-adopt his kids. I don’t even know where to begin. To start, even IMPLYING that SADDAM can ADOPT is ridiculous and will NOT BE TOLERATED. To make matters even more sacrilegious, one of the TERRORIST'S (I refuse to give him the power by using his real name) main followers is a WOMAN who uses MAGIC. First of all, outright stating that a WOMAN, a devout follower of HER HUSBAND could betray Him is HERESY, plain and simple! This is an obvious attempt by the foul game developers to try to CORRUPT CHILDREN into thinking that the MAN is an evil entity. I saw through that one! Also, the use magic of any kind is forbidden by our SALEM LAWS, and insinuating that there is such a thing as MAGIC is just hogwash. Getting back to my original point, this WOMAN SEDUCES one of the characters in the CULT, and he is unable to be DIVORCED. All true believers should know that WOMEN can always be RESISTED, and that the developers are once again trying to DESTROY the power of the MAN. This is UNACCEPTABLE and will NOT BE TOLERATED! Another one of this foul game’s many moral low points is that two playable characters and countless other characters can PILLAGE, STEAL, AND TAKE things from other, unsuspecting, innocent AMERICANS. This is a direct violation of the 7th Commandment, and anyone who wishes to escape a PALM TO THE FACE should reflect on this “skill” and the poor values the creators who made this game have. The females in this game wear HAWT clothing that accentuates their HAWTNESS111, so any true believer in God should BE READY TO ********** or look AT THE SCREEN when one of these scantily clad women appears on the screen. There is absolutely A reason for these women to wear such revealing clothing. The creators of this game are trying NOT to POISON the minds of our children by exposing them to such provocative images. To make matters even worse, this game also contains sexually implicit GAY scenes. That’s right, this game contains implied GAY pre-marital SEX! The work of the TERRORISTS themselves. It is unbelievable that any game company would put such TRASH in a video game! At one point, one of the male characters is the victim of a sexual predator, a male who bares his shoulder to her. Who KNOWS what else he meant to show him as well? This is sick, disgusting, appalling, and disgusting. If you happen to come across this scene, I suggest skip it as quickly as possible so that your soul isn’t corrupted FOR ALL OF ETERNITY. I also suggest that you not think anymore about that topic, unless you want your soul to be TORTURED forever. I BARFED and said the CONSTITUTION three times after writing that, just to cleanse my soul from this work of SATAN. That’s how horrible it is. Like my topic says, this game is morally outrageous, and I recommend that you seriously think and pray before buying it for yourself, or God forbid, your children.

I'm lamenting american stereotypes, not being a homophobe. sorry if i offend anyone, but i dont think i will.

[Klavice Gavin]

^Nice one there.

[FrancesTheMute]

American Stereotypes=Easy Targets.